Saturday, December 25, 2010

Hug like a diaper

Everything bad disappears in a hug. All the crap shit pee gets absorbed and becomes a nice clean sanitary blue (at least in the commercials). It's splendid to feel secure because your naked butt is not exposed to the world of harsh realities. Regardless of how cute/hot/perky the butt actually is, nobody really wants their ass revealed. Unless they like the attention. All your worries and embarrassments are nothing within the confines of this hug. It is pure acceptance. Physical assurance.

I really crave a hug like that now.

And suddenly we are potty trained - set free of our Huggies. They become "embarrassing" to wear. We miss the diapers, but hey, what's this new sensation. It's 100% cotton Calvin Klein underwear!

Gosh I ate so many peanut butter cookies. It's going straight to my ass=P

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